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11/12/2011 1:28:08 AM FozzieBear Posts: 11	Hiya hiya hiya! It's me! Your old pal Fozzie Bear. I'm stopping by this site to share with you some of my hilarious jokes! In fact, I'll be joining you every day and it's going to be bear-y funny! Ahhh! Waka waka! So what do you call a mean-tempered horse? A nightmare! WAKA WAKA!!!! -- Waka Waka!
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11/12/2011 1:48:50 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	What does a farmer use to help his plants that get a boo boo? He uses a cabbage patch! Ahhhhh! Very funny! Do you have a joke you'd like to share with me? -- Waka Waka!
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11/12/2011 9:03:39 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers!!! Waka waka -- Waka Waka!
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11/13/2011 9:28:33 AM FozzieBear Posts: 11	Why did Kermit sleep with a ruler? He wanted to see how long he'd sleep! Ahhhhh! Bear-y funny! -- Waka Waka!
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11/16/2011 3:45:28 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	How are my buddy Kermit the Frog and Winnie the Pooh most similar? They both have the same middle name! Waka waka! -- Waka Waka!
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11/16/2011 5:59:23 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	What type of teeth can you buy for a dollar? Buck teeth! Ahhhh, I'm so funny! -- Waka Waka!
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11/16/2011 11:57:14 PM mickeyfan4ever Posts: 993	good jockes fozzie bear -- disneyland reptive of the matt myers W.E.D.nesday Show and fromscreentotheame,com[DLR 91,95,99,00x2,01,02,03,04,06,08,09x2,10and the wdw
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11/21/2011 2:30:29 AM FozzieBear Posts: 11	Why did the wall ask the doctor to come over? Because the window was in pain! WAKA WAKA! -- Waka Waka!
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11/21/2011 9:12:20 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	What's the definition of a farmer? Someone out standing in their field! WAKA WAKA! -- Waka Waka!
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11/22/2011 10:05:48 AM FozzieBear Posts: 11	Why did the astronaut enjoy studying rocks? Because he liked Rocket! WAKA WAKA! -- Waka Waka!
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11/22/2011 3:28:21 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	How do you keep a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card! WAKA WAKA! -- Waka Waka!
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11/22/2011 10:26:44 PM pap64 Posts: 215	I missed this thread, but these are really good jokes, Fozzie! Why people complain about them is beyond me... --
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11/23/2011 3:08:45 PM FozzieBear Posts: 11	How do you get the water in watermelon? You plant it in the spring! WAKA WAKA! -- Waka Waka!
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11/24/2011 7:35:26 PM mickeyfan4ever Posts: 993	fozzie why did brent doge wirte book -- disneyland reptive of the matt myers W.E.D.nesday Show and fromscreentotheame,com[DLR 91,95,99,00x2,01,02,03,04,06,08,09x2,10and the wdw
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11/24/2011 7:41:42 PM mickeyfan4ever Posts: 993	fozzie why did brent doge wirte book -- disneyland reptive of the matt myers W.E.D.nesday Show and fromscreentotheame,com[DLR 91,95,99,00x2,01,02,03,04,06,08,09x2,10and the wdw
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